Too mainstream to mainstream

bL@z3 1t f@GG0t

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

(via orgasm)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via orgasm)

snazziest:

I don’t send nudes bc I don’t like disappointing ppl

(via joker-smoker--midnight-toker)

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

(via bluntlust)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via stoney-daze)

dimesandnicks:

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

Shiiiitttt

(via bluntlust)

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